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First of all thank you for creating such beautiful database of Chuck Norris Jokes and for creating such web services so others can use it on various platform. I made an application using your JSON API in Android in which jokes are coming from your webservices in real time and I counted that there are total 567 jokes are there in the database. Can you please upload more? Here is my link to the application on Google Play I also mention your website in app description and in credits in application for providing such large database of jokes. There’s a LOT of nerdsville/SHIT Chuck Norris jokes on there The big ones are shite!!! Check some of these out.

Chuck Norris can understand women. Chuck Norris can piss his name in concrete. Sharks have a Chuck Norris week. Chuck Norris can speak Russian in Chinese. Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

Chuck Norris can open a tin of paint with his dick. Chuck Norris’s dog pick’s up his own shit because Chuck Norris does take shit from anyone.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands, now they’re called The Islands! Specsavers should have gone to Chuck Norris. When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris counted to infinity – Twice.

Chuck Norris doesn’t flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it! Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month, they bleed for a week because of it. Chuck Norris gives the sun cancer. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together. Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

Chuck Norris won XFactor using sign language. Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone. Alcohol has a Chuck Norris problem. Chuck Norris got a Big Mac at Burger King. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. Chuck Norris can beat Madeleine Mccann at hide & seek. Chuck Norris is the only guy to read twilight & not be gay.

Jesus may be able to walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land. Chuck Norris can tell a black joke without looking over his shoulder. Kyle Minogue wishes she had an ass like Chuck Norris. If you flip over China its says made by Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can see around corners with his penis.

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from a pear tree & make the best god damm lemonade you’ve ever tasted. Very prompt reply for not having been on here for several years, admin; cheers! Two things of some urgency: a) I noticed on another page of this site that CNFs (Chuck Norris facts) were reffered to as ‘jokes.’ Now that’s fine, so long as your goal is a roundhouse kick to the face. Final destination 2 full movie. For your own saftey, beware ridiculing Chuck. Everyone knows, there are no Chuck Norris jokes, only Chuck Norris facts.

And b) What’s this I see about substituting your own name in a CNF??? Good lord, are you searching for new methods of commiting suicide??

This idea is tantamount to sacrilege, as I’m sure all will agree. Before the bodies pile up any higher, this ridiculous option must be discontinued, and Chuck’s forgiveness ardently begged for. In fact, it may be too late for you, but perhaps you can still save this site, if you act fast.

Godspeed, poor, foolish boy. Our prayers shall be with thee. And as a final piece of advice, may I just suggest that you keep a sharp eye for roundhouses. Here’s some more jokes to add to your collection! Superman and Chuck Norris once had an arm wrestling contest.

The loser had to wear their underpants on the outside. Chuck Norris has been to Mars, why else is there no life there? What the Bible doesn’t say is that Mary had twins when Jesus was born. The second child was Chuck Norris. Apollo 13 screwed up because Chuck Norris was getting bored.

Chuck Norris already caught’em all, on a home phone! At E3, they left Chuck Norris to try out the new game Terraria. When they got back, he was playing it in 3D.

The roundhouse kick was invented when Chuck Norris slipped on a banana peel. It wasn’t how his foot flew upwards, it was his reaction to the banana. Did I forget to mention Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries. When you see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris sees you. When you can’t see Chuck Norris, you’re probably seconds away from death. Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land. Chuck Norris can make a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.